Wednesday, 27 June 2012
Ischgl - Home of Reasonably Priced beer and Unreasonably dressed Women.
It started, with a lot of university educated journalists scare-mongering
and preaching about the lack of snow. Take this piece of 'ground-breaking' journalism form the Metro;
''Skiing holidays at risk as
warm spell leaves slopes snow-free''
Hundreds of thousands of skiers could see their
holidays ruined as a record-breaking warm spell leaves slopes across Europe
snow-free.
That was December the 4th. Then, to our joy, and relief, on December the 5th, the snow Gods descended upon the Alps in style, puking metres of white, pristine, fluffy gold. A jubilant middle finger was raised and people have enjoyed what can only be described as an epic season.
Having
been lucky enough to ride Chamonix in February, injuries resulted in me
not being able to go as hard as I wanted to. Despite the NHS's best
efforts, I wasn't fit enough, and wheezed and coughed like a fat man on
the tube.
So
I bought a bike, vowed to get fit, and cycled a 5 mile journey that
takes me 50 minutes on TFL in 18 minutes. Result. My legs felt fitter, I
felt fitter and signed up to a 50 mile bike race. Prat. That's another
story.
So,
last Sunday, the usual shit house journey to Gatwick from West
London was completed in record time, and I was on board Monarch Airlines
finest Airbus heading to Ischgl, land of Euro Partei, Durndl girls and,
fingers crossed, powder.
A
short flights and transfer cued 22 of the ski industries finest sellers
and crooks, to reek Euro havoc in an Austrian guesthouse for 7 days.
Wilkommen am Ischgl read the sign, as we passed Pascha and snow covered
trees. 22 twitchy people sat on the coach, gagging to get out.
The
resort is epic. It's clean, has noise police to shut you up when
leaving Kuhstall and has the best lift system I have had the pleasure of
using. Using lifts that could be used in furnishing a Bentley is a
sweet pleasure in ski resorts, unlike in Meribel, where most lift are
equipped with plastic seats and travel at the speed of a 11 month old
child.
Conditions
for April were great. White out days were cleverly combined with
hangovers and bluebird days were welcomed with open arms. When it wasn’t
so sunny, it was technically a white-out and Baltic winds made it quite
miserable when coupled with a hangover from the gates of Flugel Hell.
One run down and fuck it. Early lunch time. However, the bluebird days
were phenomenal.
Freshies in April? Are you kidding me Ischgl?
10
am in the Idalp was like waking up on Christmas morning. Not a single
cloud, a fully functioning lift service (and body) and no one to be
seen. Just the right amount of early thumping Euro beats to set us off
and we were greeted by steep, shin deep runs covered in a fresh layer of
mountain ambrosia. Epic in size, the number of lift served off piste
runs was huge, and despite spectacular dismounts by a social media mogul
on the first run and a rag doll down a rock face, we were stoked with
our efforts, and 3 more days of this followed.
Photos
are following, which include some standard scenery shots for the
parents, some nice powder footage to impress the friends and way too
much banterlash cam. Having pissed off enough people in bars and clubs
in Ischgl, reciting the Schatzi song until staff cried in Solden, and
throwing down some downright illegal dance moves, I for one can't wait
to spread these pictures to the masses. Maybe the uptheirownarseresorts
in France could learn a thing or too. Point put forward, the Austrians
love drunk Brits and playing stop, drop and roll in the street. And I
love the Austrians.
Ischgl
kicks ass. At least from a deteriorating snowboarders point of view. My
legs were shot and I ached everywhere, but nothing that a couple of
Nurofens and some medicinal Pale ale won't help. But whatever, I
am honoured to have ridden this resort, drunk its' well priced beer and
danced in its' sausage infested clubs until 4am.
So after a week of epic pow in Ischgl with some great people, being back in london sucks.
Hakuna
matata, at least i don’t have to wait long until i fly to New
Zealand for a few years. May catch the last of the snow there –
somewhere i’ve never been but always wanted to go.
In the immortal words of perhaps the most famous Austrian - ''I'll be back''.
Tuesday, 26 June 2012
Monday, 25 June 2012
Safe as fuck?? What price do you put on your safety?
Ever
since the high profile death of actress Natasha Richardson while she was
skiing, mountain companies are shitting themselves over the prospect of having
multimillion dollar/Euro lawsuits on their hands. Now days, you can’t wear sun cream in
schools due to health and safety, so why can you throw yourself down steep hills,
on as little as a plank (or two) of wood and plastic, manufactured to make you
go as fast or as high as possible?
It
seems baffling that with all the health and safety laws applied to motor
racing, rugby and cycling to name a few, the fastest non motorised sports
recreation in the world has no rules regarding safety gear. To cycle through
London at rush hour without a helmet is complete idiocy, so why would you ski
without a helmet on? Slopes at peak times
unfortunately do get busy so why not make them compulsory....
In
Italy, children under the age of 14 are required by law to wear a helmet, so
why has this not been spread across the whole region for all ages?
Skiing
holidays are becoming more and more popular, with people more readily prepared
to split their hard earned cash and holiday allowance. So why put the one or 2
weeks a year they have in jeopardy, by risking themselves? Like car accidents,
crashes do happen, and more than often, it is not your fault, but the yuppie prat
behind you wearing jeans with his legs glued together on his way to his
mountain hut for a latte.
For the
sake of £50, a good quality (and stylish) helmet can be bought from most
places.
Other
safety aspects are making their way into the sport – wrist supports and back
supports are becoming common in the parks and about bloody time too.
This
equipment doesn’t come that cheap, but at what price do you put your safety?
For a stingy £50, your chalet holiday is a little safer, and OK, you would
spend a little more time in the chalet hot tub with an injury, to your wrist or
back, but a feeding tube from a fat nurse in the Charing Cross hospital is a
lot less attractive.
Admittedly,
I only started wearing a helmet in the past few years, and having been away 3
times last year in those conditions, I’m pretty glad I did. Now if the yuppie prick in
jeans on 3 metre skis would just slow down and find a fur trim helmet we would be fine.
Accidents happen, so ride safe.
Anterior dislocation of MY shoulder. |
Jah bless.
Friday, 22 June 2012
Wednesday, 20 June 2012
St Pauls.
One of my favourite buildings in London to photograph. Went last night and the clouds were pretty dramatic.
Shot taken from my phone.
Shot taken from my phone.
Monday, 18 June 2012
Heygate Estate, SE1
Heygate is an abandoned estate in South East London. Currently being demolished to make way for a new development. Once home to some 800 people, the estate had a real community feel to it. Regeneration projects are taking place, but it is due to come down soon.
I took a trip down there today, and the real eerie feeling is definitely there.
I took a trip down there today, and the real eerie feeling is definitely there.
Saturday, 16 June 2012
Converse throw sick parties...
So I was pretty lucky and scored tickets to the Converse Block Party at the Old Vic Tunnels.
Live grime show, skating, graffiti and booze.
Live grime show, skating, graffiti and booze.
Friday, 15 June 2012
An Apology
Technical Innovation in...La Plagne??
http://www.virtualvisit360.com/laplagne360/
Keep it up La Plagne.
A technological innovation has taken place in La Plagne. A reort map that lets you understand the myriad of villages simple and clearly.
Screen Shot of New La Plagne interactive resort map. |
The Deep Burn...
Get Ski Fit:
Have you ever had it? You know? That burn in your thighs and
that cramp in your calves? Well most snowboarders have, and believe me, it
isn’t that pleasant. We look forward to our snowboard holiday all year, and at
the end of the first day, all we want to do is put our feet up, gorge on cake
and coffee and crawl into bed, knowing that the pain will be worse in the
morning.
Don’t be put off though, it is all worth it in the end, but
I am going to try and help you prevent this pain, and at least make it that
your legs aren’t quivering on the second chair lift of the first day.
Be Realistic:
The main thing to do is plan ahead and give yourself a
realistic goal. Don’t turn up at a gym and tell the trainer you want legs of
steel a week before you, prepare yourself as early as possible, the more
exercise you get in before you go, the better chance you will have of finding
it easier when you get on the hill.
If you are doing it alone, then again, give yourself time,
start in the summer even.
You should try and cover all the key, complementary areas of fitness:-
Endurance – This enables you to board for longer periods of time without breaks.
Strength – so you tire less easily and can maintain the correct technique.
Balance –This is to enhance
your technique and ensure a good riding style.
Endurance:
If you want to get your moneys’ worth out of that expensive lift pass,
you'll need plenty of cardio endurance. Most of us hit the slopes and plan on snowboarding
all day, from first lift to last orders, even if it's been months or years
since you have last snowboarded. By afternoon, you're so tired that you lose
focus and this is often when injuries and accidents happen.
To prepare your heart and body for long-term snowboarding, your cardio
program should include 3 to 5 days each week of your favourite activity with the
best activities for snowboarding include running, step machines, step aerobics,
elliptical trainers and cycling. Try to have a variety of workouts lasting from
20 to 45 minutes. As you get closer to your trip, you can also add time to one
of your workouts so that you have one long workout each week. If the gym isn’t
your thing, activities such as surfing, walking and roller-blading will
increase cardio fitness and also work vital leg muscles as well.
All these do not need to be done in one chunk. If you struggle for time,
try a 15 minute walk in the morning and one in the evening. Cycle to work or
get off one stop earlier on the train or bus. As long as you are doing
something, it will help.
Strength:
What makes snowboarding such a great exercise is that is uses all of
your major muscle groups. However, some muscles are used more than others. You will more than likely feel it in the legs,
but the core muscles (those that hold you in place around your stomach, back
and hip) will also get a big workout. The leg exercises are the ones you want
to concentrate on when it comes to your strength workouts.
Snowboarding involves:
Quadriceps - Probably the most used muscle in snowboarding are the
muscles of the quads. This group of 4 muscles hold you in position as you board
and they also provide protection for your knees. Great exercises for the quads
include lunges and squats. These are easily done in the gym or at home.
Hamstrings and Glutes - When snowboarding
downhill, you typically hold your body in either a seated position or a forward
lean - This requires great strength from your hamstrings and glutes as they
help stabilize your body and the lower back. The Gluteus Maximus is the bodies’
largest muscle and plays an important role in heel side turns. Weak glute
muscle can lead to knee problems and weaknesses in the ankle, so dynamic
lunges, and squats will work this muscle. Work your hamstrings and glutes with deadlifts,
straight leg deadlifts and bridging. The joy of these exercises is they can
also be done at home too!
Inner and Outer Thighs - Your inner thighs work like crazy when you
squat, especially if ride with a duck stance. Your outer thighs keep your body
stable and help you steer. Exercises such as inner thigh squeezes, wide leg
squats and side leg lifts can hit these muscles.
Calves – On a toe edge, you are effectively controlled by the stability
of your calf muscles (specifically the soleus which is located just behind the
main calf muscle) These are the muscles that burn when you are riding cat
tracks on toe side, so calf raises are the main form of strengthening here.
Alongside these, any leg exercise will help balance the calves.
Balance:
Obviously balance
is needed for snowboarding, but whether you have it or you don’t, it can be
improved with certain exercises, when practiced regularly. Core conditioning is
a very important part of fitness these days, with kettlebells, Swiss balls,
BOSU’s and ‘blades’ being just as easy to use at home.
The core muscles
will help you balance, and by conditioning these, you will not only improve
your balance, but tone your stomach and help your posture. The core muscle make
up the base of your body, so regular exercising of these muscles will be
beneficial in everyday life as well.
Pilates is a fantastic
way to train these, and a good self working DVD or a course of classes will
suffice. Needless to say, exercises such as ab crunches, static planks, back
raises, side planks, and work on a Swiss ball or BOSU ball will greatly help.
These exercises are not to be taken lightly, and require good form, and regular
practise.
BOSU Balls increase core strength effectively |
So there you have
it, an idiot’s guide to saving your legs from the aches and pains. Obviously, a
good hot tub and sauna will help!
Hello. Bonjour. Guten Tag. Kali Mera.
Firstly, allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Mike. I love to snowboard and I love to exercise.
In joining every other person who blogs, I shall be documenting my likes and dislikes in the snowboarding and exercise world, ranting, raving and posting.
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